Habitual Capster

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A person who lies so much it’s like a daily job and they get a paycheck from the truth department.

'I didn’t eat the last slice of pizza, I swear!', 3 seconds later, he’s eating it like it’s his last meal.

'I never missed a shift,' he said. Then he showed up 2 hours late with a hangover.

'I’m not cheating on you,' he said. Then he texted his ex 10 times in a row.

A person who tells so many lies they should have a lie quota and a truth tax.

'I didn’t take the blame for the project failure,' he said. Then he got fired.

'I never drink,' he said. Then he passed out on the floor.

'I’m not going to the party,' he said. Then he showed up wearing a unicorn costume.

Someone who lies so much it’s like they’re a magician, and the truth is just the rabbit in the hat.

'I didn’t say anything bad about you,' he said. Then he posted a rant about you on social media.

'I’m not going to fail the test,' he said. Then he cried in the hallway.

'I’m not going to eat all the cookies,' he said. Then he ate the whole box.

A person who lies so much it’s like they have a lie factory in their brain and it runs 24/7.

'I didn’t steal your lunch,' he said. Then he took your sandwich and ate it in front of you.

'I’m not going to skip class,' he said. Then he was the last one to leave.

'I never lie,' he said. Then he lied again.

A person who lies so much it’s like they’re training for a lie marathon and the truth is just the water break.

'I didn’t take the blame for the prank,' he said. Then he got suspended.

'I’m not going to miss the game,' he said. Then he stayed home and played video games.

'I never lie,' he said. Then he lied again.