habitual bitcher

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A person who never stops moaning like a broken kazoo. They complain about everything, even the color of the sky.

'Why is my coffee not hot enough to burn my tongue? I'm gonna die!'

'This is the worst day ever. I got up on the wrong side of the bed, and the bed was mad at me.'

'I hate my life. I hate my job. I hate my cat. I hate my mom. I hate everything.'

A human who talks about problems like they're the main event. They never shut up about their misery.

'I had a bad day at work. My boss yelled at me. My coffee was cold. My printer didn't work. My life is a disaster.'

'I can't take it anymore. My coworker talked too much, my phone died, and my lunch was sad.'

'I'm going to die of complaints. I have too many problems to handle.'

Someone who's always mad about something stupid. They're like a fella who's angry because his sandwich got squashed.

'I got squashed by a sandwich. I'm mad. I'm going to complain about it for the rest of my life.'

'My sandwich got squashed. My day is ruined. I hate everything.'

'I can't even eat my sandwich without it getting destroyed. I'm gonna cry about it.'

A person who's always whining like they're being tortured. They gripe about stuff that doesn't even matter.

'I got a paper cut. It hurts. I'm going to die of pain.'

'My coffee is too hot. I can't drink it. My life is over.'

'I had to walk two steps. My legs are exhausted. I can't go on.'

A human who talks about their problems like they're the only one who's ever had them. They're the worst kind of complainer.

'No one understands my pain. I've been complaining for hours and no one listens.'

'I'm the only one who has ever had this problem. My life is a nightmare.'

'I'm going to complain until I die. No one will ever stop me.'

A person who's always mad at something. They complain like it's their job, and they take it very seriously.

'I'm mad at my coffee. It's not good enough. I'm going to complain about it for the rest of my life.'

'I got a bad grade. I'm mad. I'm going to complain about it for the rest of my life.'

'I'm mad at my life. I'm going to complain about it for the rest of my life.'