Habitrail

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A tiny city full of lazy bums who sip coffee, talk trash, have sex, and breed like rabbits until the world explodes from all the stupid kids.

My cousin lives in a habitrail and has 12 kids and still doesn't know how to make toast.

That habitrail is so fake it's like a Walmart version of life.

I moved to habitrail and now I only speak in coffee jargon.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When a guy (usually a fag) shoves a habitrail tube up his butt just to trap a tiny rodent and have a weird sexual experience that smells like old cheese.

My gym buddy tried habitrail and now he’s stuck with a gerbil in his colon.

I saw a guy doing habitrail in the mall and it was like the worst horror movie ever.

That habitrail guy got a hamster stuck in his rectum and now he can’t sit down.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Skywalks between office buildings that look like hamster tubes, but are way more expensive and less fun. People walk on them like they’re fancy.

That habitrail between the buildings looks like a hamster’s dream come true.

I walked on habitrail and it felt like I was walking on a gym mat from hell.

My boss makes me walk on habitrail every day and it’s the worst.

by Slangipedia 12d ago