habito

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the name someone gives to a guy who looks like he just walked out of a trash can and has the personality of a wet sock

'Habito? That’s the guy who stared at me for ten minutes like I owed him money.'

'Habito’s my cousin. He once tried to flirt with my grandma and she threw a pie in his face.'

'Habito showed up to my party in a shirt that had two holes and a stain the size of a pizza.'

the guy who thinks he’s smooth but looks like he just got out of a sewer and forgot to put on pants

'Habito tried to impress my sister by saying he had a PhD in being annoying.'

'Habito walked in wearing socks with sandals and a shirt that said 'I survived a fire.''

'Habito asked me out and said he was a ‘master of seduction’, then fell asleep on my couch.'

the name of the guy who smells like a gym bag that’s been left in a trash can for a year

'Habito showed up to my birthday and brought a cake that looked like it had been hit by a truck.'

'Habito sat next to me on the bus and I could smell his lunch from three seats away.'

'Habito tried to start a conversation and it took him ten minutes to say hello.'