habitia gold

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making your bad habits shine like a diamond in a sewer

I got habita gold after eating three pizzas and crying in the shower.

My dog got habita gold by stealing my mom's makeup and eating it.

I got habita gold by staying up until 4 AM to watch cat videos.

when your bad habits are so good they should get a medal

I got habita gold because I skipped school to eat donuts and play video games.

My sister got habita gold by yelling at the TV and eating cereal for dinner.

My dad got habita gold by snoring so loud he woke up the neighbors.

when your bad habits are so bad they're basically a religion

I got habita gold because I live in pajamas and eat pizza for breakfast.

My brother got habita gold by not showering for a month and talking to his plants.

My mom got habita gold by yelling at the mailman and eating ice cream at 2 AM.

when your bad habits are so good they're basically a superpower

I got habita gold because I can stay up all night and still wake up happy.

My friend got habita gold by eating cereal for dinner and watching cartoons.

I got habita gold by snoring so loud I scared my dog.

when your bad habits are so bad they're basically a curse

I got habita gold by eating three bags of chips and crying in the hallway.

My cousin got habita gold by not brushing his teeth for a week and talking to his plants.

I got habita gold by eating pizza for dinner and watching TV until 3 AM.