Habitchuancer

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A woman who turns simple sentences into a full-blown rant just to sound smarter
'He said he was tired.' → 'He said he was tired? Like, was he tired from being alive or what?'
'He asked for coffee.' → 'He asked for coffee? Did he want it black or did he want it to be a metaphor for his life?'
'He said hi.' → 'He said hi? Was that a greeting or was that a taunt?'
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A girl who adds extra drama to every tiny thing her guy says
'He said he was busy.' → 'He was busy? Busy doing what? Busy being a man? Busy being annoying?''
'He said he was hungry.' → 'He was hungry? Was he hungry for food or was he hungry for attention?''
'He said he was fine.' → 'He was fine? Fine enough to not talk to me?''
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A woman who takes every basic sentence and turns it into a full-blown speech
'He said he was tired.' → 'He said he was tired. That means he's been living a life, and he's been living it hard. You don't just get tired, you become tired.'
'He said he wanted pizza.' → 'He said he wanted pizza. That's not just a food choice. That's a lifestyle. A passion. A destiny.'
'He said he was okay.' → 'He said he was okay. That doesn't mean he's happy. That means he's okay with being sad.'
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A girl who makes every simple sentence sound like a deep philosophical statement
'He said he was tired.' → 'He said he was tired. That means he's been living a life, and he's been living it hard.'
'He said he was hungry.' → 'He said he was hungry. That's not just a food choice. That's a lifestyle.'
'He said he was fine.' → 'He said he was fine. That means he's okay with being sad.'
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A woman who makes every basic sentence into a full-blown argument
'He said he was tired.' → 'He said he was tired? Are you saying he's not tired enough for me?''
'He said he wanted coffee.' → 'He said he wanted coffee? Did he want it black or did he want it to be a metaphor for his life?''
'He said he was okay.' → 'He said he was okay? That means he's okay with being sad. And I'm not okay with that.'
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A girl who reads too much into every little thing her guy says
'He said he was tired.' → 'He said he was tired. That means he's been living a life, and he's been living it hard. You don't just get tired, you become tired.'
'He said he wanted pizza.' → 'He said he wanted pizza. That's not just a food choice. That's a lifestyle. A passion. A destiny.'
'He said he was fine.' → 'He said he was fine. That means he's okay with being sad.'
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