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A woman who turns simple sentences into a full-blown rant just to sound smarter
'He said he was tired.' → 'He said he was tired? Like, was he tired from being alive or what?'
'He asked for coffee.' → 'He asked for coffee? Did he want it black or did he want it to be a metaphor for his life?'
'He said hi.' → 'He said hi? Was that a greeting or was that a taunt?'