habitchual offender

Fresh Trending

2 views · Added 2d ago · 5 definitions

A person who is a walking disaster and treats everyone like they're beneath them all day long.

He yelled at the bus driver for no reason and then tripped over his own feet.

He insulted my mom and then threw his coffee at the wall.

He called the pizza guy a f***ing idiot and hung up on him.

The kind of person who thinks they're the king of the world and everyone else is just there to suffer.

He said the sky was falling and then kicked a kid for looking at him funny.

He told the teacher he was the smartest kid ever and then failed the test.

He screamed at the dog and then threw a sandwich at the principal.

A human trash can who takes joy in making everyone around him feel like garbage.

He threw his lunch at the kid next to him and said it was a 'friendly gesture.'

He made a joke about my hair and then laughed at me for 10 minutes straight.

He called the librarian a f***ing idiot and then left a mess in the library.

A person who is so full of himself that he thinks the sun orbits around him.

He said the sun was just a 'f***ing light' and then called the moon a 'boring thing.'

He bragged about his dog and then the dog peed on his shoes.

He yelled at the clouds and then fell off his chair.

The kind of person who would fight a fire hydrant if it dared to look at him wrong.

He fought with the fire hydrant and then cried when it won.

He yelled at the streetlight and then took a picture of it to post online.

He tried to punch a tree and then tripped over a rock.