habitatual

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A lifestyle choice where you do the same boring thing every day, like a prisoner with a job

Every morning I eat cereal like it's my last meal

I go to the same gas station every day and yell at the same clerk

My dog eats the same kibble every day and thinks it's a new flavor

When you're so used to doing something, it feels like your second skin and your first curse

I brush my teeth so much, my toothbrush thinks it's my soulmate

I take the same route to work and the traffic knows me by name

I drink the same coffee every day and it's like we're in a long-distance relationship

Doing the same thing so much it becomes your new identity and your ex’s worst nightmare

I eat the same sandwich every day and now it’s my favorite person

I work the same shift every week and my coworkers know my schedule better than my mom

I take the same nap every day and my brain is tired of it

When you live your life like a broken record, but you’re the one who’s stuck playing it

I wear the same socks every day and my feet are tired of the drama

I eat the same pizza every Friday and my mouth is in love

I go to the same gym every day and the treadmill is my best friend

A life decision where you repeat the same thing so much, it becomes your new religion and your mom’s new hobby

I drink the same soda every day and now it’s my spiritual guide

I walk the same path every morning and my legs are in church

I eat the same cereal every day and my bowl is my altar