Habitattz

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When you get another tattoo just because some dumb yearly event happens, like your birthday or the day you got your last one, even if you hate it.
I got a tattoo of a chicken because it was my birthday and I was too drunk to think straight.
My buddy got a dragon on his leg because it was his anniversary of getting the first one. Now he looks like a walking cartoon.
She got a rose tattoo on her ankle just because it was the day she got her first tattoo. Now she’s stuck with both.
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Getting a new tattoo just because some calendar says it's time, even if you're still sore from the last one.
I got a tattoo of a snake on my arm because it was the annual tattoo day. My arm still looks like it's been poisoned.
He got a shark on his back because it was his yearly tattoo date. Now he looks like he's been attacked by the ocean.
She got a tattoo of a cat because it was the day of the yearly tattoo event. Now her arm is a cat's playground.
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When you get another tattoo just because it's some dumb recurring event, like your birthday or a holiday, even if you already have too many.
I got a tattoo of a pizza on my chest because it was my birthday. Now I look like I'm always hungry and angry.
He got a tattoo of a skull because it was Halloween. Now he looks like he's been dead for years.
She got a tattoo of a heart because it was Valentine's Day. Now her arm looks like it's been stabbed.
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When you get a new tattoo just because some dumb yearly event happens, even if you're still bleeding from the last one.
I got a tattoo of a spider on my shoulder because it was my annual tattoo day. Now my shoulder looks like it's been bitten by a monster.
He got a tattoo of a lion on his chest because it was his yearly tattoo date. Now he looks like he's been eaten by a lion.
She got a tattoo of a star because it was the day of the yearly event. Now her arm looks like it's been hit by a meteor.
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Getting another tattoo just because it's some stupid recurring event, even if you already have a tattoo that's still healing.
I got a tattoo of a cow on my leg because it was my yearly tattoo day. Now my leg looks like it's been farmed.
He got a tattoo of a wolf on his arm because it was his annual tattoo date. Now his arm looks like it's been attacked by a pack of wolves.
She got a tattoo of a flower because it was the day of the recurring event. Now her arm looks like it's been crushed by a bouquet.
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When you get another tattoo just because it's some dumb yearly event, even if you're still sore from the last one and it's not even worth it.
I got a tattoo of a frog on my back because it was my birthday. Now my back looks like it's been jumped on by a frog army.
He got a tattoo of a bear on his chest because it was his annual tattoo day. Now his chest looks like it's been attacked by a bear.
She got a tattoo of a tree because it was the day of the yearly event. Now her arm looks like it's been rooted to the ground.
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