Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A habitat is where animals live. I have a soul and, therefore, cannot have a habitat.

My dog has a habitat. I just have a soul. That’s why I’m poor.

I live in a house. I don’t need a habitat. I need a soul and a raise.

My cat has a habitat. I have a soul and a lot of bills.

2

The place where you waste your time playing video games, eating junk food, and looking up the word "habitat."

My habitat is my couch, my controller, and my snack stash.

I live in my habitat. It has snacks and a TV. That’s all I need.

My habitat is my bedroom. I eat chips, play games, and look up words I don’t need to know.

3

The messy room and/or living space of a just-as-disheveled loved one, FWB, or partner.

My girlfriend’s habitat is a disaster. I live in it now.

My brother’s habitat is a war zone. He eats cereal out of a bag.

My roommate’s habitat is like a tornado hit it. I have no idea what it was before.

4

What church should be, but often isn't.

Church should be like a habitat. It’s not. It’s more like a sermon and a snack break.

Church is supposed to be a habitat. It’s just a bunch of people saying "amen" and not doing anything.

Church should be a habitat. It’s just a place where people pray and forget to breathe.

5

someone's comfort in doing something they truly love

My habitat is my video games. I love them. I play them like they’re my soul.

I have a habitat in my art. I paint like it’s my life.

My habitat is my music. I sing like I’m the only one who matters.

6

The largest homebuilder in the city of Atlanta.

The habitat in Atlanta is huge. They build homes like they’re on a mission.

The habitat company in Atlanta is the best. They build houses and don’t care if you live in them.

The habitat builder in Atlanta is like a superhero of houses. They build them fast and make you happy.

7

A home for crusty crustations... usually dwell in moist tuna smelling genitalia...

My habitat is a crusty crustation. It lives in my sock and smells like tuna.

The habitat of a crusty crustation is my gym sock. It’s moist and smells like a tuna factory.

Crusty crustations live in my genitalia. They eat tuna and I eat pain.