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A habitat is where animals live. I am a human with a soul and a body that smells like old pizza and regret. I live in a soul, so I don’t need a habitat.
My habitat is my soul. I live in my soul. I don’t need no habitat.
I’m not an animal. I’m a human with a soul and a body that smells like regret and pizza.
I live in my soul, which is why I don’t need no habitat.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The place you waste your time playing video games, eating junk food, and looking up the word ‘habitat’ like it’s going to save your life.
I waste my life playing video games, eating chips, and looking up ‘habitat’ like it’s going to save me.
My life is a waste of video games, candy, and looking up the word ‘habitat’.
I live in a habitat that looks like a trash can with a TV.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The messy room or living space of a just-as-disheveled loved one, FWB, or partner. It smells like old socks and heartbreak.
My room is a disaster. My partner is just as messy. Together, we make a disaster zone.
My love life is a disaster. My room is a disaster. My life is a disaster.
The place where my love lives, and my room smells like socks and heartbreak.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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What church should be, but often isn’t. It should be a place of love and hope. It usually feels like a place of judgment and bad coffee.
Church should be love and hope. It usually feels like judgment and bad coffee.
If church was what it should be, I would go every Sunday. But it’s not.
Church is supposed to be a place of love, not judgment and bad coffee.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Someone’s comfort in doing something they truly love. It’s like their soul finds peace when they do it.
My comfort is playing video games. It’s my soul finding peace.
I find comfort in eating junk food. It’s like my soul finds peace.
Doing what you love is your soul’s comfort.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The largest homebuilder in the city of Atlanta. They build houses, but they also build my hope for a better life.
The largest homebuilder in Atlanta is my hope for a better life.
They build houses, but they also build my dreams.
The homebuilder in Atlanta gives me hope and a place to live.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A home for crusty crustations. Usually dwell in moist, tuna-smelling genitalia.
Crusty crustations live in moist, tuna-smelling genitalia.
It’s a home for crusty crustations, and the smell is unforgettable.
The crusty crustations dwell in a place that smells like tuna and genitalia.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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