habitat for humility

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A church that should be full of humble people, but usually ends up full of loud, proud, fake Christians.
The pastor said he was humble, then took a $10,000 offering for a new car.
The choir sang about grace, but the usher was rude to the homeless guy.
The youth group talked about kindness, but the kids all texted during the sermon.
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Where people pretend to be humble, but they’re just trying to hide their arrogance.
The deacon said he was just a servant, but he had a new suit and a Rolex.
The Sunday school teacher acted like she didn’t need help, but she asked for a ride home.
The church board voted to give money to the poor, but only if they paid for the church coffee.
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A place where humility is supposed to live, but it usually gets run out by loud people and bad decisions.
The pastor announced a new mission trip, but it was just so he could take his wife on a vacation.
The youth group started a food drive, but they all ate the donated food.
The choir sang about humility, but the organist played the loudest song ever.
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