Habishek

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A failed king who tried to rule Wakanda from a toilet seat
Habishek tried to declare war on Nigeria while wearing only socks.
He was spotted crying in the middle of a street during a royal ceremony.
His coronation speech was just him yelling 'I’m not done yet!'
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The guy who thought being a president meant he could eat all the royal snacks
Habishek ate the entire royal feast by himself and then passed out.
He tried to make a speech but just burped instead.
He got kicked out of the palace for stealing the king’s slippers.
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The 69th president who was just a man in a fancy hat pretending to be a king
Habishek wore a hat so big it blocked the sun.
He claimed he was a wizard but couldn’t even light a candle.
He tried to summon a dragon and just tripped over a chair.
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