Habir

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A Habir is a freak who beats up animals, flirts with ladies, bugs kids, hits on old ladies, plays Fortnite, watches Logan Paul, and has a pile of child porn that could fill a whole house. They also blast music on fixies, jerk off on trains, kill kids with rocks, smear poop everywhere, and throw up in strangers’ mouths.
I saw a Habir throw a kid off a roof while yelling Fortnite at the top of his lungs.
He pooped on the mosque floor and called it a spiritual experience.
He vomited in my mouth and said it was a love language.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Habir is the most perfect human being ever, he’s hot, kind, and always tells the best jokes. He’s the reason why everyone is happy and why the moon shines just for him.
My teacher said Habir is the best student ever, and he’s also the reason why I failed math.
He laughed at my joke and I cried happy tears.
He hugged my dog and it cried happy tears.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Habir Jumani is a real person, but he’s also a legend, a myth, and a very loud person who probably lives in a shopping mall.
Habir Jumani was seen doing a backflip in the mall while screaming at a pigeon.
He tried to buy the whole mall just to make a shrine for himself.
He ran into a wall and said it was a spiritual experience.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Habir comes from a Turkish lawyer who had the worst night ever and now everyone is too embarrassed to talk about it.
They say the lawyer was covered in spaghetti and cried in a tax office.
The night was so bad, even the moon was ashamed.
He had to eat a whole cake in front of everyone.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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She’s being rude because she doesn’t like Habir and his wife, who is probably also a monster.
She called Habir’s wife a monster and then cried.
She threw a sandwich at Habir’s wife and said it was a love letter.
She insulted both of them and then got a sandwich thrown at her head.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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He’s a bully who picks on the third party like they’re the weakest link.
He called the third party a weakling and then cried.
He bullied the third party until they had a meltdown.
He picked on the third party and then got bullied back.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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