Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy word for someone who acts like they're not a fag but still shows up to straight pride events and yells about it.

Why are you here? You're a fag and you know it.

I'm here for the snacks, not the hate.

This is the worst part of my week.

2

A person who claims they're not gay but still takes part in straight pride and acts like it's a big deal.

I'm here to prove I'm not gay, but I'm also here for the cake.

This is the first time I've ever been this embarrassed.

I'm going to cry if I have to hear 'straight pride' one more time.

3

A person who thinks they're not gay but still goes to straight pride and acts like it's a huge victory.

I'm here to support straight people, even though I'm clearly not one.

This is the worst thing I've ever done.

I might need a drink after this.

4

A person who thinks they're not gay but still shows up to straight pride and acts like it's a big deal.

I'm here to cheer for straight people, even though I know I'm not one.

This is the most humiliating thing I've ever done.

I might have to leave early because I can't take it anymore.

5

A person who isn't gay but still shows up to straight pride and acts like it's the most important thing in the world.

I'm here to support straight people, even though I'm clearly not one.

This is the worst part of my day.

I might need a nap after this.

6

A person who isn't gay but still shows up to straight pride and acts like it's the greatest thing ever.

I'm here for the snacks and the hate.

This is the worst part of my week.

I might need a drink after this.