Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A brainless piece of trash who thinks with their gut and nothing else

Why did you eat that whole pizza? You're gonna die next week!

He thinks the sky is green because he saw a green cloud once.

She tried to explain gravity, but he just said 'I don't care, I'm gonna jump anyway.'

2

A human-shaped excuse for a brain who can't think straight

He tried to build a treehouse, but it fell apart because he used spaghetti for nails.

She told her dog to stop barking, but then the dog started barking at her.

He said he was going to the store, but came home with a cow.

3

A person so dumb they believe the moon is made of cheese and it’s real

He thought the moon was following him in his car.

She asked for a pizza and got a whole cow instead.

He tried to talk to a wall and got yelled at.

4

A human who can't make a decision unless it's between two wrong choices

He picked the worst pizza out of three terrible options.

She tried to choose between two dumb jobs and ended up with both.

He asked for directions and took the longest way home.

5

A person who thinks the sky is falling, even when it's not

He cried because the sky was cloudy.

She said the sun was going to eat the moon.

He ran out of the house because the clouds looked like monsters.