habilitated

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When you're still capable enough to not need someone else to fix your mess, but you're already failing at life.

I was habilitated until I forgot how to use a spoon.

My mom said I was habilitated until I started crying in math class.

He was habilitated until he tried to eat a whole pizza by himself.

That moment when you’re still kind of okay, but you’ve already messed up your whole life.

She was habilitated until she tried to text with her feet.

He was habilitated until he got into a fight with a toaster.

I was habilitated until I quit my job to become a stand-up comedian.