Habiliments

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Your outfit. Like what you wear when you’re too lazy to pick something decent.

Your shirt is inside out and your pants are on backwards. Classic.

You wore the same socks for three days straight. You're a legend.

You tried to look cool by wearing a hat inside a hat. It didn’t work.

A dumbass ape that lived a long time ago. Had a brain smaller than a peanut and a sense of style even worse than yours.

Homo habilis is like the ugly cousin of the human race. You don’t want to be related.

They probably wore fur and called it 'fashion.'

If they had a brain the size of a peanut, they probably used it to make peanut butter. Still not good.

The first dumbass of the bromo family. Like the original idiot who started the whole mess.

The first bromo was like the first kid who didn’t know how to tie his shoes.

They probably looked at you and said, 'That’s not a shoe. That’s a sock.'

They had no idea what a brain was. Probably still don’t.