Habiki'd

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When you get destroyed in Street Fighter by Dan Habiki, the saddest man in the game, probably because you were too wasted to care.
I got Habiki'd after drinking three energy drinks and a bottle of rum.
My friend got Habiki'd so bad he cried like a baby.
I got Habiki'd during a 3 a. m. gaming session and it was glorious.
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Getting beat up by Dan Habiki, the weakest fighter in the game, usually because you were too high or too lazy to fight back.
I got Habiki'd after smoking too much weed and not caring about the match.
My brother got Habiki'd and he still won't talk to me.
I got Habiki'd and it was the best thing that ever happened to me.
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When Dan Habiki beats you in Street Fighter, and it’s usually because you were too drunk or too dumb to notice.
I got Habiki'd after drinking five beers and yelling at the screen.
My cousin got Habiki'd and he still thinks it was a trick.
I got Habiki'd and it was like the universe was mocking me.
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Getting crushed by Dan Habiki, the weakest fighter in Street Fighter, usually because you were too wasted or too tired to fight.
I got Habiki'd after staying up all night and barely blinking.
My friend got Habiki'd and now he calls Dan his hero.
I got Habiki'd and it was like the end of the world.
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When you lose to Dan Habiki in Street Fighter, usually because you were too stoned, too drunk, or just too weak.
I got Habiki'd after eating a whole pizza and a bag of chips.
My mom got Habiki'd and she said it was the best win she ever had.
I got Habiki'd and I still think it was a conspiracy.
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When you get beaten by the weakest fighter in Street Fighter, Dan Habiki, and it’s usually because you were too high, too lazy, or just too dumb to fight back.
I got Habiki'd after smoking a whole pack of cigarettes and watching cat videos.
My dad got Habiki'd and he still says it was a fair fight.
I got Habiki'd and I started crying like a baby.
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