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When someone yells about something that’s never going to happen and acts like they’re already there.
'We’re gonna win the lottery today!' said my cousin as he threw his cereal at the TV.
'I’m gonna be a rockstar by next week!' said my friend while still wearing pajamas.
My dog barked at the mailman like he was the president.
2
When you get so worked up over something that’s not real it makes your brain explode.
My mom screamed about getting a new car even though she still owes money on the old one.
My brother cried because he thought he was gonna be famous.
My neighbor danced in the street because he thought the power was back on.
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When you talk like you’ve already achieved something that’s not even close to happening.
'I’m gonna be the richest person in the world!' said my uncle while eating ramen.
My little sister claimed she was gonna be a superhero even though she can’t tie her shoes.
My dad said he was gonna retire next week even though he still works 80 hours a week.
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When you get so hyped about a lie it turns into a full-blown drama.
My friend told me he got a job at McDonald’s and now he thinks he’s gonna be the next CEO.
My dog barked at a shadow like it was the devil.
My brother started a fight with the mailman because he thought he was a spy.
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When you act like you’ve already won even though you’re still in the race.
My cousin celebrated like he already won the race even though he was still in the starting block.
My friend started a parade in the middle of the street because he thought he was already the king.
My dog started howling at the moon like it was his birthday.
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