habify

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To make a habit so strong it feels like your brain is glued to your butt, and you can’t live without it, no matter how much you swear you can.

I habify my coffee every morning. I don’t care if it’s 3 a. m. I need my caffeine or I die.

She habified her workout routine so hard, her dog now does push-ups with her.

He habified eating pizza for breakfast. His mom is now crying on the floor.

When you do something so much it becomes a curse, like your ex’s face in your dreams, and you can’t stop it.

I habify my phone checking. I check it more than I check my ex’s Instagram.

She habified her crying. It’s now a daily event at 6 p. m.

He habified his bad decisions so much, he now makes them while asleep.

When you force your body and mind to follow a schedule so strict, it feels like you're being tortured by a schedule.

I habify my morning so much, I wake up before my alarm even rings.

She habified her bedtime routine so hard, her cat now follows her to bed.

He habified his snack times so much, he now snacks at 11:47 p. m. every day.

When you do something so often it becomes a part of you, like your left foot, and you can’t live without it, even if you want to.

I habify my bedtime. I don’t care if it’s 1 a. m. I need my sleep or I’ll scream.

She habified her coffee break so much, her coworkers now follow her.

He habified his loud music so much, his neighbors now have a life.

When you do something so much it turns into a religion, and you will fight anyone who tries to stop you.

I habify my snack time. It’s now a sacred ritual. No one interrupts me.

She habified her workout so much, she now prays to the treadmill.

He habified his video game time so much, he now fights his mom for the console.