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A stupid thing Tony Baker says when something weird happens so bad it makes your brain explode.

My dog walked into a lake wearing my mom's socks.

The pizza delivery guy showed up wearing a chicken suit and a sword.

My math teacher turned into a giant goat during the test.

When Tony Baker gets so confused he starts cussing like a sailor in a storm.

The sky turned purple and started singing opera.

My goldfish started talking and asked for a raise.

My dad married my cat and now they have three kids.

A phrase Tony Baker uses when the world goes absolutely bonkers and you want to die.

My neighbor started a band with his pet raccoon.

The school bus turned into a monster and chased us home.

My math homework came alive and bit me.

When Tony Baker loses his mind and starts screaming at the sky like it owes him money.

My goldfish won the lottery and bought a spaceship.

The clouds started arguing and one fell down.

My math teacher turned into a giant goat and started dancing.

A thing Tony Baker says when life hits you so hard it feels like you got kicked by a donkey.

My dog started a debate club and won the championship.

The sun went to sleep and didn't wake up.

My math homework came alive and bit me again.