Habibur

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The purest and most trustworthy mf in the whole damn world
He didn’t steal my lunch money even when he was hungry and I had a taco.
He told my mom I was a good kid even though I was being a total ass.
He still talks to me even though I called him a chicken and ate his sandwich.
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A total legend at Fortnite and Minecraft. Not gay. Could totally get a girl if he wanted. Has a huge cock bigger than his friends. Will be rich and live in a mansion. Will have a Lamborghini and will eat your pussy like it’s a taco.
He beat my dad in a Fortnite match and my dad is a total legend.
He had a Minecraft world bigger than my house and it had a pool.
He told my sister he was going to eat her pussy and she believed him.
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The weird kid who looks at you like he wants to eat your brain and your lunch.
He stared at me during math class like he was going to steal my brain.
He watched me eat my sandwich like it was the last piece of pizza on Earth.
He looked at me during lunch like he was going to take my meat and my sandwich.
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