Habibiuh

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A feral, brain-damaged baby monkey who cries at math problems
Habibiuh tried to count his bananas and cried for 10 minutes.
He threw his breakfast at the teacher because 2 + 2 was too hard.
He called the principal a 'stupid squirrel' and ran away.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A baby baboon who thinks the alphabet is a curse from the gods
Habibiuh screamed when he saw the letter 'B' on the wall.
He refused to speak unless it was all in capital letters.
He threw a tantrum because the word 'banana' had an 'N' in it.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A baboon who has never bathed and thinks the moon is a giant cheese wheel
Habibiuh tried to eat the moon and got stuck in a tree.
He thought the teacher was a cheese monster and hid under his desk.
He smelt like rotten bananas and cried because the sky was 'too cheesy'.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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