habibi's revenge

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When you eat bad middle eastern food and your guts turn on you like a traitor, screaming about how they hate your western ways and want you to suffer.

My cousin ate at a new kebab place and now he's running to the bathroom like it's a war zone.

I had a shawarma that tasted like regret, and now I'm on the floor with my pants around my ankles.

My friend’s revenge was so bad, she texted me: 'I feel like a goat that was tortured by a chef with a grudge.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The brutal, unapologetic diarrhea you get after eating middle eastern food that was cooked by someone who probably hates you.

My sister ate at a restaurant and now she's texting me: 'I think I ate the ghost of a disgruntled chef.'

I had a falafel that was so bad, I had to take a break from life just to recover.

My mom got habibi's revenge so hard, she left a trail of diarrhea from the kitchen to the couch.

by Slangipedia 3d ago