Habibi snake

Habibi snake just walked into the room and the whole bar stopped to stare. I was like, 'Bro, you're gonna get a goat for that.'

My cousin said Habibi snake was at the gym. I said, 'He must've been doing push-ups with a donkey.'

When I told my mom Habibi snake was coming to town, she said, 'He must be the reason the moon is shining.'

My friend said Guadeloupe José was at the park. I said, 'He must be hanging out with Habibi snake.'

At the party, I saw Guadeloupe José and Habibi snake talking. I thought they were planning a murder.

My neighbor said Guadeloupe José was crying. I said, 'He must've seen Habibi snake in the mirror.'