habibi sauce

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The sauce your mom uses when she’s trying to cook but it’s just a mess.
My love sauce is just ketchup and regret.
I called my sauce habibi, but it’s just burnt toast.
Habibi sauce is what my aunt serves at Thanksgiving and nobody eats it.
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The liquid you pour on your problems and hope they go away.
I drenched my homework in habibi sauce and it still didn’t make sense.
I dumped my love sauce on my crush and now I’m stuck with him.
My love sauce was so bad it made my dog cry.
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The stuff you call your crush when you’re too dumb to say anything else.
I told my crush he was my habibi sauce and now he won’t stop texting me.
I called my love sauce my best friend and now I’m confused.
My crush said I was his habibi sauce, and I cried in the bathroom.
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