habibi hamood yes

1 views · Added 2d ago · 3 definitions

Your brain is a broken toaster and your mouth is a fire hazard.

You tried to explain your crush and it sounded like a bad horror movie.

You said 'I love you' and it came out like a swear word.

You tried to text your mom and sent a whole essay about your feelings.

You talk like you’re arguing with a vending machine and it just gave you a bag of chips.

You said 'I’m fine' and it was clearly a lie.

You tried to explain your day and it sounded like a soap opera.

You sent a text and it had three paragraphs and one emoji.

You are the reason why dictionaries have a 'sweat' section.

You yelled at your brother for stealing your snack and it took ten minutes.

You cried over a text and it was just a typo.

You made your friend laugh so hard they fell out of their chair.