Habibi Goal

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A goal where one idiot kicks the ball, the goalie tries to look cool and saves it, then another idiot grabs the ball like it's going out of style and shoves it in the net.
The first guy missed, the goalie looked cool, then the second guy scored like it was a free kick from the moon.
First striker kicks it, goalie saves it, second striker takes the ball and scores like he’s been training for this his whole life.
One guy kicks it, the goalie saves it, then another guy just grabs the ball and slaps it in like it owes him money.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A goal that happens because the ball rolled into the net like it had no idea what was going on, and the player who scored was just standing there like it was a surprise party.
The ball rolled in like it had no idea what was going on, and the player just stood there like it was a surprise party.
The ball went in by accident, and the player scored like it was the best thing ever.
The ball rolled in, and the player was like, 'Oh, I guess I scored.'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A goal scored by a player who looks like they just got out of a jail cell, but they somehow out-muscle a guy who looks like he’s been lifting weights for 20 years.
That guy looked like he just got out of jail, but he took down the guy who looked like he was built in a lab.
He looked like a bag of bricks, but he out-muscled the guy who looked like he had a gym in his stomach.
He looked like he hadn’t eaten in a week, but he took down the guy who looked like he had a gym in his stomach.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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