Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid insult for Indians that sounds like it was made by a drunk kid.

You’re a habiber? I could throw you outta my car and you’d still be a habiber.

My cousin got called a habiber and cried like a baby.

My teacher called me a habiber and I just stared at her like she was a bad idea.

2

Your best friend who’s like a puppy, but also a little bit annoying.

My habiber brought me snacks and cried when I failed a test.

My habiber would follow me around like a lost dog.

My habiber texted me at 3 AM with a cat meme.

3

A hot girl who’s funny and probably won’t punch you unless you’re a total idiot.

That habiber in my class laughed at my joke and gave me a high-five.

My neighbor’s habiber is so cute I almost fell off my bike.

My sister’s habiber texted me and said, ‘You’re a cool guy, don’t be a total idiot.’

4

A guy who acts like a tough guy, but when he’s not being a total idiot, he’s a softie who loves you.

My habiber called me a total idiot and then gave me a hug.

He acts like a total idiot in front of friends, but when we’re alone, he’s the best.

He said I was a total idiot, but then he gave me candy.

5

When a big, loud Asian guy comes outta nowhere and pips you like you’re a total idiot.

That big guy pipped me like I was a total idiot.

I was eating my lunch and then some habiber pipped me outta nowhere.

My friend got pipped by a habiber and now he’s a total idiot.

6

A short guy who grows up to be 6ft 5 and acts like he’s the king of the world.

My habiber used to be short, now he’s 6ft 5 and acts like he’s the king of the world.

My cousin’s habiber is rich and he doesn’t even care about anyone else.

My friend’s habiber is a total idiot, but he’s also a total king.

7

When you’re stuck in your own bubble and don’t even notice the world around you.

I was habibabal in my own bubble and didn’t even notice my mom yelling at me.

My friend was habibabal for a week and didn’t even realize it.

I was habibabal for so long I forgot my own name.