Habibed

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Getting absolutely destroyed by a giant Asian-looking Lebanese guy who thinks he's the toughest in the room.
He hit me like I was a bag of chips.
I was on the floor like a broken toy.
He looked at me like I owed him money.
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Your best friend who's sweet as pie, but if you make them mad, they’ll curse your name in Arabic.
She was like my best friend until I stole her pizza.
She said my name in Arabic and I felt it in my bones.
She forgave me after I called her a chicken.
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A hot, hilarious girl with a soft side. She’ll be your best friend until you make her mad, and then she’ll haunt your dreams.
She laughed at my joke and then I felt like a king.
She got mad at me and I didn’t sleep for two days.
She gave me a hug and I forgot all my problems.
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A guy who acts like a tough guy, but is actually a softie who’ll flirt with anyone, but only dates one girl at a time. He’s also a bit of a drama queen.
He said he was tough but he cried when I called him a baby.
He flirted with every girl in the class.
He broke up with me and then came back like nothing happened.
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A name that comes from the Middle East, but also from Bangladesh. They’re short as kids, but they grow up to be giant men who think they’re the best thing since sliced bread.
He was tiny in school but now he’s taller than a tree.
He thinks he’s the king of the world.
He got a scholarship to a rich school.
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When you're so lost in your own world that you don’t notice anything else, like a total idiot.
He was texting and didn’t notice the bus was gone.
He walked into a wall and didn’t even flinch.
He missed his mom’s birthday because he was in his own bubble.
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A nasty word that Indians get called when someone wants to be mean.
He called me a Habibabal in front of my friends.
I got called that when I didn’t do my homework.
My teacher called me that and I didn’t like it.
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