Habibe

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A hot mess who looks good and makes you laugh, but if you say the wrong thing, she'll cuss you out and walk away like she doesn't care.
My ex Habibe called me a fat pig and said she'd never talk to me again. I still don't know why.
Habibe told me I was a dumbo and said I needed to grow some brain cells.
She said I was a loser and she'd rather eat dirt than be with me.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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That friend who will help you out, but if you ever make them mad, they'll cuss you and probably kick your ass.
My best friend Habibe told me I was a total idiot and said I deserved to be kicked out of the group chat.
She said I was the worst friend ever and I should be thrown in the trash.
Habibe cussed me out and said I was a failure.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who acts like a tough guy, but when he’s with his girl, he’s soft and sweet. If he doesn’t like you, he’ll cuss you out and probably make your life a living hell.
Habib told me I was a no good loser and said I deserved to be cussed out every day.
He said I was a total failure and would never be as cool as him.
He cussed me out and said I was the worst friend he ever had.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a big Asian guy comes outta nowhere and hits you with a pipe. It’s terrifying and you’re probably gonna cry.
I got piped by a huge Asian guy and cried like a baby in front of my friends.
That Asian guy just hit me with a pipe and I ran out of the room screaming.
I was walking down the street and got piped by a huge Asian guy. I couldn’t believe it.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A name that’s popular in Middle Eastern countries and sometimes in Bangladesh. These guys are short as hell when they’re young but grow up to be giants. Some of them are total dummies, and they think they can be rich or famous.
My cousin Habib was the shortest kid in school but now he’s 6 foot 5. He’s a giant now.
My friend Habib said he was going to be rich and famous. He’s still poor and lives in a trailer.
Habib is a total dummy and still thinks he’s going to be a rapper one day.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you’re so dumb you don’t even notice what’s going on around you. You just sit there and think you’re the center of the universe.
My brother was Habibabal and didn’t even notice I was making fun of him.
I was Habibabal and didn’t realize my friend was trying to tell me a joke.
My friend was Habibabal and didn’t know I had cussed him out.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A stupid name people use to cuss out Indians. It’s like the worst insult ever and it makes Indians mad.
My friend got called a Habibabal and he started crying and ran out of the room.
I was in a fight with my cousin and he cussed me out with the word Habibabal.
My teacher called me a Habibabal and I almost started a fight with her.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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