habib'd

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Getting told your job is gone so some guy in India can take it and probably make fun of your accent.
My boss just said I'm habib'd. I'm gonna go cry in the coffee machine.
They told me I was habib'd. I'm gonna send my resume to the guy in Bangalore and tell him to choke on my coffee.
I got habib'd today. I'm gonna post a tweet: 'Just got laid off by a guy who probably speaks English like it's a second language.'
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When your boss tells you to go home because they're hiring someone from another country to do your job and probably laugh at you.
I just got habib'd. My boss said I'm getting replaced by someone who speaks English with a lisp.
They told me I was habib'd. I said, 'Great, now I can go eat tacos and hate my life.'
I got habib'd. Now I'm gonna go drink a whole bottle of wine and cry about it.
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When your job gets snatched by some guy across the world who probably doesn't even know what a coffee machine is.
My boss said I was habib'd. I said, 'Great, now I'm gonna go eat a whole pie and hate my life.'
They told me I got habib'd. I said, 'Well, at least I won't have to deal with that guy from India anymore.'
I got habib'd and now I'm gonna go take a nap and tell my cat I'm the best.
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When your job gets taken by a guy in another country who probably thinks your English is bad and laughs at you.
I got habib'd and now I'm gonna go drink a whole bottle of soda and tell my dog I'm the best.
My boss said I was habib'd. I said, 'Great, now I can go eat a whole pizza and hate my life.'
They told me I got habib'd. I said, 'Well, at least I won't have to deal with that guy from India anymore.'
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Getting fired so a guy from another country can take your job and probably mock your accent.
I got habib'd today. I'm gonna go drink a whole bottle of wine and tell my dog I'm the best.
They told me I was habib'd. I said, 'Great, now I can go eat a whole pie and hate my life.'
I got habib'd and now I'm gonna go take a nap and tell my cat I'm the best.
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When your job gets taken by some guy from another country who probably laughs at your accent and thinks you're stupid.
My boss said I was habib'd. I said, 'Great, now I can go eat a whole pizza and hate my life.'
They told me I got habib'd. I said, 'Well, at least I won't have to deal with that guy from India anymore.'
I got habib'd and now I'm gonna go drink a whole bottle of soda and tell my dog I'm the best.
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