habiballah

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Habiballah is the worst kind of friend. They’re like a pizza with too much cheese, you think it’s good, but it just makes you fat and sad.

I tried to leave, but he followed me to the gas station and asked for a soda.

He showed up at my house in pajamas at 2 AM and said, 'I need to talk.'

He texted me a photo of his cat wearing a hat and said, 'This is my life.'

Habiballah is like a kid who never grows up. He'll be 30 and still think it's cool to wear socks with sandals.

He called me at 3 AM to tell me about his dream about tacos and space.

He showed up to my birthday party dressed as a chicken.

He texted me a meme of a cat doing a backflip and said, 'This is how I live.'

Habiballah is the kind of person who thinks they're a superhero. They wear sunglasses inside and talk to their plants.

He told me he was going to 'save the world' by buying 100 pizzas.

He texted me a photo of his plant and said, 'She’s my best friend.'

He showed up to my party wearing a cape and a helmet.