habibalj

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a smelly, sweaty, loud mess that makes your brain quit

My cousin's habibalj was so bad, I had to leave the room and cry in the hallway.

At the party, the habibalj was louder than the DJ and the fire alarm.

My teacher said my habibalj was so bad, she gave me a detention for being a human disaster.

when someone talks so much, it’s like they’re trying to fill the universe with their words

My mom’s habibalj turned my dinner into a 3-hour speech about her ex.

During the movie, my brother’s habibalj ruined the ending for everyone.

My friend’s habibalj was so long, I started writing a novel in my head.

when you’re so messy, it looks like a raccoon lived in your room and then exploded

My room looked like a raccoon had a habibalj and then ran away.

My sister’s habibalj was so bad, the cat started crying.

After my habibalj, my mom said I was a tornado in human form.

when you make so much noise, it’s like you’re trying to wake up the dead

My habibalj was so loud, the neighbors called the cops.

During church, my habibalj was louder than the priest.

My dog’s habibalj was so loud, he scared away the mailman.

when someone is so annoying, you just want to throw them out of a window

My brother’s habibalj was so bad, I threw a pillow at him.

My teacher’s habibalj made me want to quit school.

My friend’s habibalj was so bad, I started dreaming about being a ninja.