habibali

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Shane's fake Arabic name he uses to sound cool and royal, even though he can't spell 'royal' and still wears a hoodie.
Shane: 'I'm not just Shane, I'm Habibali, king of the lunch table.'
Shane tried to explain Habibali to his dog. The dog left.
He used Habibali in a text to his crush. She replied with a single crying emoji.
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A made-up name Shane stole from a real Arab dynasty, just to feel fancy and pretend he’s not just a guy who eats too much pizza.
Shane says Habibali when he drops his fries on the floor.
He wrote a poem about Habibali and it had 13 typos.
He tried to impress his teacher with Habibali and got sent to the principal's office.
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The name Shane picked to sound like a real Arab prince, even though he still forgets to do his homework and wears socks with sandals.
Shane: 'I'm Habibali, the mighty. You shall bow to me.' His friend just laughed.
He used Habibali in a rap battle and lost because he forgot the words.
He told his mom he was going to be a king named Habibali. She said, 'Go to bed, Shane.'
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