Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Habibable is when you're so clueless you think your own head is a planet.

My friend thinks he's the center of the universe. He doesn't even know I exist.

She asked me if I wanted to go to the mall. I said, 'Who? Me? I'm busy being famous.'

He walked into a wall and still didn't notice.

2

A friend who's nice until you annoy them. Then they turn into a human meat grinder.

She smiled at me until I took her last chip. Then she threatened me with a spoon.

He was my best friend until I said his hair looked like a raccoon's nest.

She said I was the best friend ever. Then I took her last soda.

3

A girl who looks like a rainbow exploded in a gym. But don't mess with her, or she'll make you regret it.

She was cute until I called her a fudge pack. Now I have to run from her every day.

She smiled at me until I said her hair looked like a traffic jam.

She laughed at my joke until I told her she looked like a glitter explosion.

4

A guy who acts like a tough guy but is really a softie. He'll flirt with anyone but only loves one person.

He said he'd beat me up. Then he cried when I took his last soda.

He flirted with every girl in the class, but only loved me.

He said he'd leave me. Then he came back because I gave him a cookie.

5

When a giant Asian Lebanese person knocks you over like you're a bug.

That guy ran into me and I flew like a rocket.

He hit me so hard I thought I was in a car crash.

He came out of nowhere and I was on the floor like a pancake.

6

A name that means 'beloved' but some of them are total jerks who think they're rich.

My cousin thinks he's rich and he eats pizza for breakfast.

He called me a fudge pack and then said he was rich.

He said he's a driller but he still wears pajamas to school.

7

A word that Indians hate. It's like being called a fudge pack but worse.

My teacher called me a Habib and I turned red.

He said I was a Habib and I walked out of class.

She said I was a Habib and I told her I'd beat her up.