Habiba

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Habiba is the unicorn of humans, but instead of being magical, she’s just ridiculous and perfect.
You walk into a room and Habiba is there, and suddenly you feel like your whole life is worth it.
Habiba walked into my math class and I forgot how to do algebra.
Habiba told my crush I was cute and now I’m stuck in a loop of embarrassment.
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Habiba means beloved, sweetheart, or loved one, and she’s the only person who can make your day go from hell to heaven.
My day was garbage until Habiba walked in and laughed at my terrible jokes.
Habiba told me I was the best friend ever, even though I forgot her birthday.
Habiba gave me a hug and suddenly my bad day was a 10 out of 10.
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Habiba is a Muslim girl from Somalia and North Africa, and she’s so good-looking that she probably thinks she’s a goddess.
Habiba walked into the room and my entire class stopped breathing.
She told me she was spiritual, and I believed her because she looked like a saint.
Habiba said she was popular, and I believed her because she was surrounded by boys.
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Habiba is a tall girl with curly hair and a body that makes boys drool and boys drool a lot.
Habiba walked into the gym and every boy turned to look at her.
She did a karate move and the whole class was impressed.
Habiba told me I was cute and I believed her because I had no self-esteem.
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Habiba is a sporty girl who’s not afraid to tell you when you’re wrong and she’s the best friend you’ll ever have.
Habiba told me I failed math and I believed her because I got a D.
She told me I was the best friend ever, even though I forgot her birthday.
Habiba gave me advice and I followed it because she was always right.
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Habiba is the most beautiful girl in the world and she knows it, and she’s also the funniest person ever.
Habiba told a joke so good that my entire class laughed until we cried.
She’s so beautiful that I forgot how to breathe.
Habiba told me I was cute and now I’m stuck in a loop of embarrassment.
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Habiba means Habooba, which is a fancy way of saying she’s a bit of a drama queen and super cute.
Habiba told me I was cute and I believed her because she was right.
She said I was the best friend ever and I believed her because I was wrong.
Habiba told me I was dramatic and I believed her because I was.
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