Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Alistair! You're the worst person ever. You're like a broken toilet in a storm.

Why do you always ruin everything, Alistair?

Alistair, I swear I'll punch you if you say one more stupid thing.

2

Alistair! You're the reason I have no life. You're like a cockroach in my cereal.

I can't stand you anymore, Alistair.

Alistair, if you say one more thing I'm leaving.

3

Alistair! You're a disaster. You're like a fire in a library.

I can't handle you anymore, Alistair.

Alistair, you're the worst.

4

Alistair! You're like a rotten apple in a fruit salad. You ruin everything.

Alistair, you're the reason I'm tired.

I hate you, Alistair.

5

Alistair! You're the kind of person who makes Mondays worse.

Alistair, I'm getting a headache just thinking about you.

Alistair, you're the worst.

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Alistair! You're like a loudspeaker in a quiet room. You're annoying as hell.

Alistair, you're the reason I'm getting angry.

I can't take you anymore, Alistair.