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Habi is a hot guy who can charm any girl but then he turns into a pain in the ass. He's your best friend until he ruins your life.

Habi got me a date with my crush, then he texted her and said I was ugly.

He showed up to my party and started a fight with my cousin.

He said he'd help me with my homework, then he fell asleep on my desk.

Habi is a softie who won't let you down. He's sweet, never betrays you, and he’s got the looks to make you jealous.

He kept my secret even when I got in trouble.

He showed up at my house with pizza when I broke up with my girlfriend.

He didn’t laugh when I spilled my drink on him.

Habi loves to blow bals, get wasted, and party like it's 2012. They’re hot as hell and you want to be friends with them, but they’re a hassle.

Habi showed up to my birthday with a bag of weed and a flask.

He got me high and then started a dance party in my living room.

He said he’d come to my game, then he got drunk and started yelling at the referee.

Habi is a lazy, loud, Saudi guy who acts like he's part of a terrorist group. He's not even that smart.

Habi said he was going to blow up the school, then he fell asleep in class.

He called me a terrorist for not liking his music.

He tried to join Al Quida, but they said he was too loud.

Habi is a holy man who turns water into wine, but he's also a drunk, homeless, ball-sucker who lives in a brothel.

Habi turned my soda into wine, then he fell asleep in my lunch.

He showed up at the brothel drunk and started a fight with the owner.

He turned my water into wine, then he said I was ugly.

Habi is a dirty talker who says the worst things about your mom and uses the word 'bro' way too much. He's a shame to the human race.

Habi called my mom a 'bunch of bros in a box' and said she had no taste.

He said my mom was 'bro-mazing' and that was the worst thing I ever heard.

He used the word 'bro' 20 times in one sentence and I had to leave the room.

Habi is a way to say 'have a blast' or 'have a blast y’all'. He's your go-to phrase when you're saying goodbye.

Habi said 'have a blast' before I left for my trip, and I got stuck in traffic.

He texted me 'have a blast y’all' before my party, then he came to my party.

Habi said 'have a blast' and then he cried when I left.