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Like a lunatic who thinks they can do ten things at once and still have time to eat breakfast and yell at the mailman.

I tried to cook, text my ex, and do my taxes all at once. Now I’m just a mess on the floor.

He said he’d finish the project by noon. Now it’s 11 PM and he’s still arguing with the printer.

She tried to wear five outfits at once and now looks like a confused potato.

When you’re so full of nonsense you could explode and still keep talking nonsense.

He said he was going to the gym. Now he’s on the floor crying about his dead grandma.

She started a fight with the coffee machine and lost.

I tried to explain my day and now I’m just shouting at the ceiling.

Like a kid who thinks they’re a superhero and decides to save the world by screaming at the traffic.

He tried to fix the internet by yelling at the router. It didn’t work. Also, he now has a headache.

She told the dog she was a queen and now the dog thinks she’s a treat.

He tried to be cool by doing a backflip into a wall. Now he’s just cool and sore.

When you think you’re the best at everything and then you try to do everything and fail at everything.

I tried to be a singer, a chef, and a philosopher. Now I’m just a guy who burns toast and talks to himself.

She said she could win every game. Now she’s crying in the corner with a broken controller.

He tried to be the best at all sports. Now he’s the worst at all sports and has a broken nose.

When you’re so messed up you could be a tornado and still have time to text your mom.

He got in a fight with the microwave and still texted his girlfriend.

She tried to do her homework, her hair, and her mom’s taxes. Now she’s just a confused ball of stress.

He was so messed up he tried to fight the neighbor’s dog and still remembered to feed his own.