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A half-decent erection that happens when you don't know why.
I was eating a taco and suddenly I had a HABFNAR. No idea why.
He saw a squirrel and got a HABFNAR. Just like that.
I had a HABFNAR in math class. It was confusing.
HABFNAR (ha-boof-nar)
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A boner so tiny it might as well be a boner ghost.
She walked by and I got a HABFNAR. It was like a ghost boner.
I got a HABFNAR while watching a documentary about ghosts. It was spooky.
He got a HABFNAR during a Zoom call. No one noticed.
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A flimsy erection that barely counts as a boner.
He had a HABFNAR in the grocery store. It was weak.
I had a HABFNAR when my mom yelled at me. It was sad.
He got a HABFNAR while eating cereal. It was breakfast-level.
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A boner that comes out of nowhere and then goes back to nowhere.
I had a HABFNAR during my nap. It was random.
He had a HABFNAR while driving. It was like a car boner.
She had a HABFNAR at work. No one knew why.
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A half-decent boner that's just there for no good reason.
He had a HABFNAR while watching TV. It was boring.
I had a HABFNAR during a test. It was confusing.
She had a HABFNAR in the kitchen. It was weird.
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A boner so small it might as well be a boner whisper.
He had a HABFNAR while walking. It was quiet.
I had a HABFNAR in the bath. It was soft.
She had a HABFNAR during a dance. It was tiny.