habfnar

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#morning boner #taco trauma #math test disaster

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A man's excuse when he gets a hard-on out of nowhere. It's like your penis is plotting against you. It happens when you wake up, during a boring meeting, or right after you eat a taco at 2 a. m.

I just woke up and my pants were on fire. Habfnar, bro.

Why did I get a boner during my math test? Habfnar, man.

I was eating a taco at 2 a. m. Habfnar. No explanation needed.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When you only get half a boner for no reason. It’s like your penis is confused and only wants to be half-hard. It happens when you’re tired, during a boring conversation, or when your mom calls you.

I was tired and only got half a boner. Habfnar, half-boner.

My mom called me. I got half a boner. Habfnar.

During a boring conversation, I had half a boner. Habfnar.

by Slangipedia 2d ago