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Women who can outsmart you in a debate and still make you fall in love by the third sentence.

'You think you're funny? I'm the one who made you laugh in the first place.'

'He proposed to me in a parking lot. I said yes and then left him there.'

'I got my degree, my husband, and my kid's college fund all before 30.'

Women who look like a goddess and act like they own the place.

'I didn’t need a mirror to know I was hot. I just needed a man to drop his phone.'

'I walked into the room, and the whole party stopped. I didn’t even blink.'

'I was the most beautiful girl in the class. The teacher called me to the front. He had a heart attack.'

Women who are so good at everything, they make you feel like you’re the one who needs to be saved.

'I had three jobs, a kid, and still had time to text you back.'

'I ran a marathon, got my PhD, and still made your breakfast.'

'I was in the hospital, and I still had the energy to make fun of your dating life.'

Women who make you feel like you're the one who needs to be impressed.

'You think you’re cool? I had my ex on my phone and still had time to text you.'

'I got promoted, got my nails done, and still had time to insult your choices.'

'I had a kid, a dog, and a full-time job. And I still had time to call you at 2 a. m.'

Women who are so good, they make you feel like you're the one who needs to be fixed.

'You think you're the best? I had my kid and still had time to beat you in a debate.'

'I got my degree, my husband, and my kid's college fund all before 30.'

'I was in the hospital, and I still had the energy to make fun of your dating life.'

Women who make you feel like you're the one who needs to be lucky.

'You think you're lucky? I had my ex, my kid, and my degree all before you even got your first job.'

'I was the most beautiful girl in the class. The teacher called me to the front. He had a heart attack.'

'I had three jobs, a kid, and still had time to text you back.'