Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The ancient version of brain dead. Like if your brain was a dead chicken and it had no idea what time it was.

'That guy got Habesh when he tried to explain why the sky is green.'

'She had Habesh when she said the moon was made of cheese and it was a conspiracy.'

'He had Habesh so bad he thought the internet was a real place.'

2

The medieval version of clueless. So clueless, even the ghosts were rolling their eyes at you.

'He had Habesh and thought the plague was a fashion trend.'

'She had Habesh and believed the sun was a giant flamingo.'

'He had Habesh and tried to fight the king with a spoon.'

3

The old school version of dumb. So dumb, even the dumbest horse was looking at you like you were a bad joke.

'He had Habesh and tried to explain why the earth was flat using a loaf of bread.'

'She had Habesh and thought the moon was a giant pizza.'

'He had Habesh and tried to talk to the wind.'

4

The medieval version of stupid. So stupid, even the stupidest knight would have laughed at you.

'He had Habesh and thought the sun was a giant dragon.'

'She had Habesh and tried to build a castle out of spaghetti.'

'He had Habesh and thought the king was a magic chicken.'

5

The ancient version of dumb. So dumb, even the dumbest scribe gave up on writing.

'He had Habesh and tried to write with a chicken.'

'She had Habesh and thought the ocean was a giant bowl of soup.'

'He had Habesh and tried to speak in pig Latin to the gods.'

6

The medieval version of clueless. So clueless, even the cluelessest ghost was asking for directions.

'He had Habesh and thought the moon was a giant loaf of bread.'

'She had Habesh and tried to rule the kingdom with a lollipop.'

'He had Habesh and thought the sun was a giant flamingo.'