Habernackle

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A stupid way to say hello that only cool Americans use. If you use it on a Frenchman, they'll probably throw you out of their café.

'Habernackle, my friend!' said the guy who just spilled coffee on me.

'Habernackle,' I said, because I was too lazy to think of anything else.

My mom said 'Habernackle' to the mailman, and now he hates me.

A fancy hello that only the most annoying people use. It’s like giving a compliment when no one asked for it.

'Habernackle,' he said, and I immediately knew he was going to ruin my day.

I said 'Habernackle' to my teacher, and now I have to stay after class.

My dog said 'Habernackle' to the neighbor, and now they’re fighting.

A ridiculous greeting that only works if you’re rich, cool, or both. If you use it wrong, people will laugh at you.

'Habernackle,' said the guy in the limo, and I was instantly jealous.

I used 'Habernackle' in a text, and my friend called me a baby.

My brother said 'Habernackle' to the principal, and now he’s grounded.

A stupid hello that only Americans use. It’s like saying 'Howdy' in a fancy suit.

'Habernackle,' said the man in the suit, and I just wanted to run away.

I said 'Habernackle' to my boss, and now I have extra work.

My cousin said 'Habernackle' to my uncle, and they started a fight.

A greeting that only the most clueless people use. It’s like shouting 'Hello' in a whisper.

'Habernackle,' said the man on the bus, and I just wanted to scream.

I said 'Habernackle' to my teacher, and now I have to write an essay.

My brother said 'Habernackle' to my dog, and the dog ignored him.