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A brainless meat bag who thinks they’re the smartest person in the room.
He tried to explain the Pythagorean theorem like it was a TikTok trend.
She thought her cat was a genius because it knocked over a glass.
He failed math but still claims he’s good at everything.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A human version of a toaster, only less useful and more loud.
He yelled at the TV for not playing his favorite show.
He thought microwaving a pizza was a scientific experiment.
He blamed the internet for his bad grades.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who thinks they’re a legend but is just average at everything.
He claims he’s a superhero because he once moved a couch.
He fights with his brother over who’s the best at video games.
He thinks he’s famous because a few people liked his meme.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A human who believes they’re a genius but can’t even tie their shoes.
He tried to build a spaceship out of Legos and failed.
He claims he can solve any problem but can’t find his keys.
He thinks he’s a chef because he once burned toast.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who’s so dumb, even the dumbest people laugh at them.
He tried to explain why the sky is blue like it was a conspiracy.
He thought the moon was a giant cheese wheel.
He said the Earth was flat and nobody believed him.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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