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Making up fake news about right wingers by turning big crimes into tiny problems and asking stupid questions like 'Was it even a crime?'

'Was it a crime?' They ask, even though everyone saw the video.

'He might have done it, but was it a crime?' They say, like it's a debate.

They act like it's a question, but it's just a lie.

Boobs so flat they might as well be missing, like you're wearing a shirt and no one even notices your chest.

She looked like she had two pieces of paper for boobs.

He stared at her like she had no chest at all.

She wore a bra and still looked like she had nothing.

When someone is totally lying, but you let them keep lying because you're too scared to call them out.

He said he'd pay me back, but I didn't say anything because I needed the cash.

She told me she'd show up, but I didn't say anything because I needed the help.

He said he'd finish the job, but I didn't say anything because I was too tired.

Picking the smallest thing during a big event just to confuse everyone and make the real stuff seem less important.

They focused on the color of his shirt during the big explosion.

They talked about his shoes when the building collapsed.

They mentioned the time he took to tie his shoe during the whole fight.