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A fake nice guy who probably peed on your grave before you even died.
He smiled at me like a saint, then I found out he sold my dog to a zoo.
She cried at my funeral, then I found out she stole my inheritance.
He gave me a hug, then I found out he had a knife in his pocket.
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A human who acts like a saint but will stab you in the back while you're sleeping.
He asked me for a favor, then I found out he was going to ruin my life.
She said she'd help me, then I found out she was working with my enemy.
He said he was my friend, then I found out he was my enemy.
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A nice person who would probably kill you in your sleep if you let them.
He told me he'd protect me, then I found out he was the one who attacked me.
She said she'd help me out, then I found out she was the reason I got in trouble.
He said he'd be my friend forever, then I found out he was my enemy.
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A person who looks sweet, but would probably murder you in your sleep with a smile.
He gave me a cookie, then I found out he was the one who broke my leg.
She said she loved me, then I found out she was the one who stole my money.
He said he'd help me, then I found out he was the one who got me fired.
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A person who acts like a good guy, but will probably kill you in your sleep.
He said he'd be my friend, then I found out he was the one who betrayed me.
She said she'd help me, then I found out she was the one who sabotaged me.
He said he'd be my partner, then I found out he was the one who stole my work.
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A human who looks innocent, but would probably kill you in your sleep if you let them.
He smiled at me like nothing happened, then I found out he was the one who killed my cat.
She said she was my friend, then I found out she was the one who told my secrets.
He said he'd protect me, then I found out he was the one who let my enemies in.
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