habergaderb

My cousin is a habergaderb. I once saw him eat a taco with his hands and still looked like a mess.

That guy at the bus stop is a habergaderb. He smells like old socks and regret.

My math teacher is a habergaderb. She wears the same shirt every day and still thinks she’s stylish.

My neighbor is a habergaderb. I can’t even look at him when he’s eating cereal at 3 a. m.

My brother’s friend is a habergaderb. He wears socks with sandals and still thinks he’s cool.

My mom’s friend is a habergaderb. She eats pizza with her hands and still thinks she’s a foodie.

My gym teacher is a habergaderb. He wears a hoodie inside out and still thinks he’s stylish.

That girl in my class is a habergaderb. She wears glitter every day and still thinks it’s cool.

My uncle is a habergaderb. He eats soup with a fork and still thinks he’s fancy.

My friend’s dad is a habergaderb. He wears a tuxedo to a pizza place and still looks like a mess.

My boss is a habergaderb. He eats donuts with his hands and still thinks he’s a professional.

My grandma’s cousin is a habergaderb. She wears socks with her shoes and still thinks she’s cute.

My cousin’s friend is a habergaderb. He eats spaghetti with his hands and still thinks he’s a foodie.

That guy at the mall is a habergaderb. He wears a shirt inside out and still thinks he’s cool.

My dog’s owner is a habergaderb. He eats cereal with a spoon and still thinks he’s fancy.